Im a Retard Martial Artist, short answer long.


I was asked this question some time ago and its taken a while to answer.
When Im healthy, Im the type of retard that trains 4 nights a week in 6 different martial arts.
When I injured Im the type of retard that still attends training covered in bruises.
When my instructors need a hand rebuilding the dojo, Im the type of retard that packs up my tools and turns up every week until the job is done.
When Im at seminars, Im the type of retard that after training hard all weekend.Ill say I may have to sit out the punching today and lift my shirt and show my stomach and chest covered in bruises.
Im the type of retard that still shows up to sit and watch training when Im too injured to train.
Im the type of retard that even though Im nursing an injured ruptered quad tendon and reduced lung capacity will still get up off a chair to help out with partner training, when theres an odd number of students.
Im the type of retard that trains even though Im on disability.
Im the type of retard that gets home and takes endone and skulls two beers from the pain after training.
So Id say Im a Retard Martial Artist.